You can try
calling me at (the line might be busy for a long time though!):
818-832-9620,
but I make no promises that I'll call back if you live very far
away and have to leave a message; nor do I have any regular office hours. It's
my HOME phone (San Fernando Valley; north of Los Angeles, CA,
USA.)
( BUT
DON'T FORGET
to place "TSR:
"
at start of subject
line,
or your message may be deleted
as being SPAM / UCE
! )